writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

One evening, a portal to hell opens at the foot of your bed. A demon strides through, rips off your covers, and begins to drag you through the portal by your ankles saying “You’re going to help me settle a bet.”

dungeonsdonuts:

True facts. Not a bad thing, but definitely true.

(Source: imaginedsoldier)

my-little-ninja:

wheel-skellington:

literallytheworstblogger:

one of the funniest scenes ive seen in a while

this is just anime malcolm in the middle

squashs:

(Source: inevitabletony)

shitpostgenerator:

please do not disrespect the moon

crazyfanatic97:

trisshawkeye:

shattered-earth:

maxeth:

steel-kun:

dream-cassette:

steel-kun:

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings
“mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks
IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

evidence 1:

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

In that case then WHAT THE HECK CUT THEM DOWN 

Not quite as powerful, but equally ridiculous, is the idea that nuclear power and weapons don’t exist, that it’s all an elaborate hoax perpetrated by every government in the world for… some reason. I won’t link to the heart of darkness, but google “nuke lies” to see it.

ja-ll:

eevee-morgan:

autism is widely underdiagnosed in girls because autistic women tend to present as quiet and reserved, which is just how women are supposed to be.

personality disorders are underdiagnosed in men because they tend to present more explosively and involve more narcissistic behaviours, which is just how men are supposed to be.

sexism isn’t good for anyone. don’t be fooled.

when ppl ask why gender roles are dangerous!!!!! peep this!!!!!!

cykelops:

finally i dont have to turn on voice chat just to say im fresh out of piss

samsationals:

the shimada brothers tries some form of therapy 

radicalapollo:

kaijuno:

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

You can’t show this without the sound it’s illegal.

smuganimebitch:

princessvexus:

yelnatszeroni:

hundondestiny:

yelnatszeroni:

Apparently it’s a new YouTube trend of tying up your girlfriend while you break her makeup?

What???

Heterosexual things: abusing your girlfriend and destroying expensive shit she owns

i feel so awful for every girl with a boyfriend

hakobore:

hakobore:

comic for a zine~!

Patreon

brainstatic:

Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

tesladyneindustries:

putnamspuppeteer:

moveslikekeithrichards:

perfect !!!

So apparently the reason why possums don’t get rabies that easily is because possums have a comparatively low body temperature, according to the Opossum Society

that sounds like something an opossum would say